Posts Tagged ‘vampires’

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You know you’ve read “the Saga” too many times when…

July 11, 2009

**I told my daughter, after repeatedly asking for something to eat, despite the fact that her stomach should have been overfull, “I know you’re young, but you need to learn to control your hunger”

**You explain away thunderstorms as “vampires playing baseball”  btw the 7 year old thinks thats cool, now the 5 year old is afraid of vampires instead of thunder…hmmm

**I was just noticing the lack of food in my pantry. Realizing they have eaten everything, my first thought “Wow, my kids eat like a pack of growing werewolves”

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